- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
- mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
iM SUCH A BAD FRIEND IM SORRY IF YOURE MY FRIEND
- John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
- John Green: Chicken nuggets is like my family.
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
MY MOM TOLD ME THAT THE ONLY WAY MY FAMILY KNOWS I’M ALIVE IS BECAUSE THEY’LL OCCASIONALLY HEAR ME LAUGH AT SOMETHING ON MY COMPUTER FROM INSIDE MY ROOM
i hate being so fucking sad and having to be used to it because im sad everyday what does being happy even feel like anymore